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moose speak :: send a moosage :: moose saver :: moose paper

Delight and amoose your friends by sprinkling your speech with moosisms while serving them 3 blind moose wines. Add to this list by e-mailing us selections from your own mooseabulary. We may even give you credit.
I find wine talk moosetifying
My sister listens to Tori Amoose!
Kiss me under the moose-l-toe.
Kisses under the mistle toe? Wonder what happens under the moosle toe.
3 Blind Moose...its a moosthave for the holidays!
Tis the season, Merry Christmoose!
When drinking a fine wine, be careful you dont get your moosestach wet.
Moosolini enjoyed wine with his Italian food
I enjoy great wine moosely with my lovely wife
Come to Nashville the capital of country moosic
We Wish you a Merry Chrismoose.....
Oh Chrismoose Tree, Oh Chrismoose Tree
and my fav night shirt - I Moose be dreaming
My blood runs pure with "Moose-borne pathogens"!
Kiss me under the moosletoe!
This "moose" be my lucky day!
Its Unanimoose! We love your wine.
If you want to get loose, drink the moose.
"Moose me! Moose you, moose me!"
(Its a take off from a line from some gangster movie)
I moosecalculated. We needed three bottles.
My brother got arrested. Fortunately, it was only a moosedemeanor.
I ordered Chardonnay; the waiter brought Cabernet. It was a mooseunderstanding.
Remember that Clint Eastwood film? Play Moosty for Me?
I’ve been under a lot of stress lately. I could really use a moosage.
Let’s dance. Do you know the Moosissippi Two-Step?
I’m from the Show-me state: Mooseouri
I love San Francisco, especially the Moosion District.
You know how I discovered 3 blind moose? A wine rutter recommended it.
It behooves us to drink 3 blind moose.
You’re getting married? Moosel Tov!
Moosen up!
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