moose media :: moose art :: praise for the moose

“If we like these wines, they must be good.”
Modern Moosegynist

3 Blind Moose 2004 California Chardonnay

“Moosively appealing! You’d have to be a big dumb moose not to love this delicious California Chardonnay.”
R. Bullwinkle, The Antler

“Enjoy this swashbuckling Chardonnay after your next successful swordfight. Perfect for the adventurous wine drinker.”
Alexander Dumoose, author, The Three Mooseketeers

3 Blind Moose 2003 California Merlot

“Make no moostake: This is the best Merlot you’ll find in the wild this year.”
Deerborn Journal

“I’m an abstainer, but my Christian and Jewish friends swear by 3 blind moose Merlot.”
Moostapha Ataturk, Mooslim Times

3 Blind Moose 2003 Cabernet Sauvignon

“Get on the horn and tell your friends it behooves them to try 3 blind moose Cabernet!”
The Wine Enthusimoose

“I love to sip a glass of this Cabernet while reading Of Moose and Men.”
John Steinbuck

3 Blind Moose 2005 Pinot Grigio

“"A great New Deal in Pinot Grigio!"”
Franklin Delano Moosevelt

“"Existentially speaking, there's nothing I'd rather do than drink this Pinot Grigio."”
Albert Camoose